Scrabble rule change

BREAKING NEWS: Mattel has just announced that the rules of Scrabble are to change, with Proper Nouns set to be allowed. That means that from July, place names, names of celebrities, and trademarks will count. Big scores: Sarkozy, Xzibit (rapper), Qwest (telecommunication company)... This new rule shall be enforced by Mattel, with anyone not adhering to it rounded up and shot.