Homework for a preschooler in the year 2009

Three weeks into my first ever year at school, I got my first homework assignments today: install interactive learning software on your computer. After opening a port on my laptop to circumvent Norton's firewall, configuring my graphics card to enable extra vivid display of all interactive features of the Papapapú disc, and setting up Java and ASP.NET arrays to activate dynamic C++ scripts, I got the disc to work, and indulged in plenty of interactive learning. Job done! The other homework assignment was to make a drawing of my face.